Busted Libs

This is from Busted Kate at Busted Plumbing.  So trying it out.

The Rules:  Copy and paste this section on to your blog.  Fill out the blanks before you insert your words into the story (no peeking ahead!).  I'm going to put the story in black so you won't be tempted (let me know if that works ok for cutting and pasting!).  Show your words (with the story still in white) first, and then re-post with the story in white (so everyone can see your masterpiece!).

1. An Emotion - sad

2. An Emotion - enlightened

3. An Emotion - happy

4. Body Part -  big fat toe

5. Body Part - pinky finger

6. Adjective - poopy

7. Color - turquoise

8. Adjective - lemon scented

9. Adverb - amazingly

10. Adverb - sideways

11. Verb - create

12. Famous Celebrity - Sarah Michelle Gellar

13. Adjective - flowery

14. Plural Noun - margaritas

Your First Visit to the Reproductive Endocrinologist

Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be

[---] (1: An emotion).  But don't worry!  Your RE can be your first step in finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility.  Infertility problems can make you feel [---] (2: An emotion) or [---] (3: An emotion), however a good RE will take time to address these feelings.  The RE may then do an examination of your [---] (4: Body part) visually or by using an ultrasound.  The RE may also examine your partner's [---] (5: Body part) for any signs of abnormality.  The doctor will ask you some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is [---] (6: Adjective) and (7: Color), and if your menstruation looks [---] (8: Adjective).  The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse [---] (9: Adverb) rather than [---] (10: Adverb), and for you to [---] (11: Verb) after intercourse.  And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like [---] (12: Famous Celebrity) have received infertility treatment.  The most important is to keep a [---] (13: Adjective) attitude, and turn to your [---] (14: Plural noun) for support.  Good luck in your journey.

DO THE TOP FIRST, THEN LOOK DOWN FURTHER FOR MINE.  VERY FUNNY!

Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be [sad]. But don't worry! Your RE can be your first step in finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility. Infertility problems can make you feel [enlightened] or [happy], however a good RE will take time to address these feelings. The RE may then do an examination of your [big fat toe] visually or by using an ultrasound. The RE may also examine your partner's [pinky finger] for any signs of abnormality. The doctor will ask you some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is [poopy] and [turqoise], and if your menstruation looks [lemon scented]. The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse [amazingly] rather than [sideways], and for you to [create] after intercourse. And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like [Sarah Michelle Gellar] have received infertility treatment. The most important is to keep a [flowery] attitude, and turn to your [margaritas] for support. Good luck in your journey!

So that was pretty cute!